You asked for it, and now here we are, stack ranking every single Windows ever made (except for, like, the first two.) The horrors of Program Manager! Windows 95's broken promises! Startup sounds, DirectX, upgrade fees -- no detail is too small as we build the definitive list of the best and worst Windowses of all time.
Don't miss Will's old magazine reviews of Windows 2000 and Millennium Edition. It's like traveling through time!